A few alterations to some everyday things...
Sleep: The greatest thing since sliced bread.
Fashion sense: Lacking, definitely lacking.
Pants: Why won't you just fit!
Meat: Hit and Miss.
Fruit: Any and all! Yum.
Tap Water: No Thank-you.
Dinner: Sometimes tasty, sometimes taste-less.
Fuzzy Peaches: By the bag.
Always craving: Fries and Gravy! (drool)
Belly: Ever growing
Emotions: All over the place, unpredictable, and hilarious.
Appetite: x18962 (Seriously, I'm always hungry)
Baby items: So freaking adorable!
My Husband: Held so close to my heart.
Bladder: Why must you be so tiny??
My Families: So glad to be a part of them.
Milk: Cow juice, who knew it was so delicious.( I also think of this.)
Newspaper Smell: Gag.
Baby Attention: Oh, Please, Go on!
Health Care in Canada: "You are my sunshine, My only..."
Belly Button: "Don't you even think about coming out of your room!"
People Coughing: Avoid them like the Plague!
Morning Sickness: Please, just go away!
All those who have gone before me (in pregnancy): Respect.
Haha well said! My favorite: "Belly Button: "Don't you even think about coming out of your room!"" Hilarious! Ya, for the last half of my pregnancies, all you see is my belly button coming first! So embarrassing. Awesome, well I'm glad you're enjoying it, despite the ridiculousness that pregnancy is! :) Keep on truckin'!
ReplyDeleteGreat post - it brought back pregnancy memories.
ReplyDeleteloved this post! what a good way to keep track of all the funny little things about pregnancy. and i laughed SO hard at your belly button comment! ha ha. love you!
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